I post one NSFW photo with the funniest caption (funniest to me) and I lose a few followers.
It’s just a natural activity. Your hands know it well enough.
DEAR TUMBLR STAFF
A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
so i heard Supernatural has a gif for everything!!!
what about… M&M’s??
A happy family
betcha thought you’d gotten us with that one
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
Always help someone. You might be the only one that does.
Reasons To Be Happy:
- Dead trees still stand and so can you.
- You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
- Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
So I’ll be standing when I die.